Saturday, August 18, 2012

From There To Now


                                                                                          Pat Zabriskie

In the 1970s, I began writing in earnest. I took a writing course by correspondence. It taught me the basics and assigned me topics to write about. As a result, within about three months I sold my first article to a parenting magazine for $75.00.

No, that check isn’t framed as my first freelance acceptance. I cashed it and knew my writing had value in the marketplace.  As a teacher in my church’s education department I used my new-found skills to develop lessons and programs. The denomination’s state office asked me to write a year’s worth of lessons for local distribution. My work was recommended to our national publications department and I was soon writing curriculum. I averaged from two to six assignments a year for Sunday school quarterlies, special activities, seasonal programming and events.

When I was director of our church’s Christian education department, the material grew out of our children’s needs and was grade level appropriate. The kinks were worked out in the classroom.

Part of our activities centered around puppets. Our teacher magazine ran five original puppet characters I created with scripts. These scripts were made available by mail to other Christian puppeteers. My mimeograph was busy. After a year or two, I gathered the scripts up into two books of plays. Gospel Publishing House published them.

All of this writing got done while my pastor husband and I raised five children. I somehow managed to keep up with the work of the pastorate. Wives were partners in ministry in my day. Though I seldom spoke from the pulpit, my husband said my pulpit was the kitchen table, where I often entertained other busy women and we cried and prayed together.

When I sold my first article to a teacher’s publication, I was so thrilled I ran through the house showing each child my byline. The oldest one looked at me and said, “So?” Children keep you humble. After all, you are Mom. Why look for any other fame?

As the kids left home one by one, I filled my empty nest with more writing.
I worked for local newspapers in every little burg we pastored. We presented unique summer programs so as not to compete with the larger churches wonderful Vacation Bible schools. We taught the Bible in a fun, non-competitive way. The locals referred to us as the “Little Church at Hollywood and Vine,” for our puppetry shows in the schools, carnivals, churches and nursing homes.

Before our last two kids moved on, we performed for the High School Graduation Alternative Party. Along with a fun night in a safe place that had movies, games, activities and food, we slid our big stage onto the gym floor in front of the bleachers full of grown up seniors. We heard some giggles and the words, “A puppet show!?”

But we wowed them with crazy puppet antics by “teen” puppets. We used their favorite music, and plenty of “inside” jokes. We performed a soap opera called, “General High School” with high school names romantically linked; we spoofed their teachers. The kids loved it. One of the puppeteers was a student and did a segment outside the stage as Mr. Rogers complete with changing into a sweater and teaching a new word: Grajeation.” The show lasted 20 minutes and was the talk of the party.

Another time we spoofed the school board. We had them in hysterics. We poked fun but were careful not to demean or be offensive.

Writing that kind of material was a blast.

All this has influenced my writing. I wrote straight news features, did interviews with local “celebrities.” Wherever we lived I wrote material--even for a writer’s Christmas party. They were going to hire a belly-dancer, but preferred the Hat Show and a spoof on writers.

Now, as I age (gracefully?) I’m having fun writing the cozy mystery I started years ago. I have time.

After writing material for puppets, children, teachers, Sunday school, short features, spoofs, and news, this is a whole ‘nother ball game.
And I’m still learning how to write.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Family Reunions

     My family reunion is coming up in September.  I am so excited!  I love reunion and being able to see all those people you haven't seen for a year.  We have a huge family reunion because it includes everyone on Daddy's side, everyone on Mama's side and everyone in between.  We always have at least one person show up that we can't figure out where they fit in.  They enjoy themselves and have fun so that's all that counts.
     Reunions are a great source of writing inspiration.  At least it's that way in my family.  We have some real characters that keeps things lively.  One reunion we had turned into a bit of a wife swap party and my innocent Mom was standing there in the yard trying to figure out why people were leaving with someone else's husband or wife.  There's always at least one drama queen or king who likes to make a scene and get all the attention turned on him/her.  And let's not forget the little kids who enter the talent show part of the reunion and stand up in front of everyone and tell stories about their mommy and daddy while mommy and daddy sit there with red faces.
     Think about all the people that come to your family reunion.  What would happen if you wrote a story about every person that showed up?  I would have enough stories to keep me busy writing for the rest of my life.  There are other sources for good stories also.  What about church dinners, company parties, kids birthday parties, etc.  The list is endless.  We have all been to at least one of these parties and can come up with some interesting, funny, humiliating or sad stories about something that happened.  You don't always have to tell the truth either. Maybe you like the way your aunt sits all hunkered down in her chair and write a story about a lady who sits that way.  Maybe there's one person who refuses to come to your reunion or party and you could write a story about someone who is so intimidated by other people that they won't go out in crowds.
     Do you have someone in your family who has been married more times than Elizabeth Taylor?  There could be some great stories there.  What about the spooky man who lives down the street from you that only goes out at night?  Why does he only go out at night?  I'm sure you could think up a great scary story about that one!
     Yep, I can't wait for my family reunion.  I will have to stay on my toes this year and see if I can come up with a great story from this one.  Think about writing a story about your next family reunion.  Happy writing!

Karen  Sperra

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

A Christmas Memory

One year for Christmas I decided to do something so different that it would shake up my husband's family.  I had them all do an "About Me" type book.  I typed up form papers with questions on them and mailed them to every person in the family.  They started with their full name, where they were born, where they went to school, a favorite school memory, what jobs they have held and many more questions such as these.  We went into our favorite food, flower, color, etc.  I was amazed at the response I got from them.  One elderly uncle had to have some help filling out his pages but we got some wonderful information about him and his life that we will treasure forever.

After I got everyone's information back, I copied enough books for everyone in his family.  They anticipation from them all was very exciting.  They couldn't wait until Christmas day to get their very own copy of the family book.

Everyone quickly unwrapped all their other presents and said their thanks to everyone then it was time to unwrap the books.  I loved watching them all as they tore the paper off and started reading their books.  There was much laughing, talking and even some very quiet moments as they took a journey into each others lives.  What they found the most amazing was that as well as they know each other, they all learned something new about every other family member.  Watching and listening to them was the best Christmas present I could have ever received.

We all still have our family books and we get them out once in a while annd read them again and smile at the memories inside of them.  I've heard people say that there's a writer inside each of us and after doing those books that special Christmas, I'm a firm believer in that.

Karen Sperra

Saturday, July 21, 2012

I Used to Live Here



          SMALL TOWN LIVING—EADS COLORADO STYLE
                          
                                                 by
                                 
                                         Pat Zabriskie 


Everybody knows you
There are no secrets
Drivers wave at every passing vehicle
Neighbors bring you tomatoes and zucchini
Everybody knows when you’re in hospital
                                                   in trouble
                               and what your kid did
  
Most small towns have a variation of Faye Barber

You bake an extra loaf of bread for a widow
The Art Gallery used to be Betty’s Donut Shop
The annual Christmas Cantata is sung by county residents
Everybody goes to school sports events because they are
     parents
        grandparents
           aunts, uncles
              cousins

A Crow still runs the Stop and Shop
High school football is a 6-man team
Church congregations get together to pray

Most small towns have a Rich Hockett

Thursdays on Maine: Eads answer to the old five & dime store
Newcomers welcome—you can fit in if you want to

Rodeo/Horse Trailers/Pickups

Only very special small towns have a Doris Lessenden

Lifetimes shared
Where 50 years ago is like yesterday
Fond remembrances…
   like Philomene Lieson’s talent shows

A small town is a place where
everybody might be anybody’s cousin
and anybody might be everybody’s cousin

Where life is good
And there’s always something to do
     (the seniors are playing cards on Wednesday and
        Assisted Living is sponsoring a sock hop…)


A small town is
   a good place to retire
     to grow old
         to die (cemetery plots are only $60 bucks).

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

God bless the journalist!

God bless the journalist!  I don't think I could do what they do.  They have to cover the fun stories and they have to cover the sad stories.  If there is an accident in the area, they have to go cover it for the local news.  What a tough thing to do!  We all enjoy writing about the good stuff and the fun stuff but then there's the darker side where they have to uncover all the hurts that people are feeling.

This kind of came to my mind today when my husband and I visited the local nursing home.  I belong to a group of quilters who make lap quilts for anyone who needs one.  It may be due to a divorce, a death in the family, an illness, spiritual unrest or emotional trauma.  Some people want a quilt just to feel that someone has prayed for them.

We went to the nursing home to take a quilt to a lady we have known for some time.  We haven't spent a lot of time with her but my husband and her husband have been co-workers and friends in the past.  This lady has had several strokes and is nothing like the person she used to be.  I handed the quilt to her and she took it in her shaky hands and the tears started falling from her eyes.  She held the quilt to her face and cried.  I could barely contain myself.  I explained to her that every time we tie a knot in the quilt, we said a prayer for her and her family.  I knew she understood what I was saying but she couldn't answer back.  She simply held the quilt to her face and cried.

We didn't stay long.  I was having a hard time holding my emotions in.  Her husband thanked us profusely as we left them sitting there.  We walked out with heavy hearts, knowing that she will never be able to go back home and be with her family again.

As a writer, I am always on the lookout for things I can write about.  I could never be a journalist and cover some of the sad stories they have to cover. Today was hard enough for me.

Karen Sperra


Saturday, July 7, 2012

HEADING INTO THE SUNSET

                                                                                               Pat Zabriskie

Well, Pardner, we’re jest about thar.

Oh, excuse me, I’m getting a lil dippy about this point in the game.
This coming week brings my friends and I to the end of our first draft. Some of us won’t actually be done in 30 days, but it won’t take long now to do those last pieces. We had to face the reality of events at home beyond our control. But we didn’t give up. Somehow we continued plugging away.

Isn’t that how the writing gets done anyway?

We’ve all learned a tremendous amount about putting a book together.
Thank you, Karen Wiesner, author of First Draft in 30 Days.
We’ll put it aside for now, as recommended, and revisit it in a couple weeks.
Then we’ll firm up the final draft. After that, we write the book. That’s something some of us got hung up on—that we were not writing the book at this stage. We were merely gathering all the pieces and getting them in a semblance of order. I found where I did not have enough content in the middle. But then, I realized I hadn’t been pulling the subplot threads through all the chapters.

I learned some other things, too, which will help in my freelance career.
I learned that I can work. After sickness all last year, I wasn’t sure I had the stamina to put in the hours necessary, or if my body could handle the physical part. For me that’s typing all day with crippled hands. But I surprised myself—I worked mornings with short breaks and no phone calls.
Some days a nap was necessary, but I found I could work several hours more in the afternoon. I averaged 6-7 hours four days a week. That bodes well for my next book and those articles I want to write.

Don’t ever think you can’t do something. At least try. There are limits—that’s the reality. But you will probably find you can go beyond the limits to a new place. 

That’s all fer now, Pardner, I see the spring water flowing and hear the dinner bell clanging. C’mon along, there’s plenty fer all of us.



Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Paper or Computer?

Happy 4th of July to everyone!  I'm a little late getting that out.  My question to you all today is do you use paper for your writing or your computer?  The other gals who are using Weisner's book to write their first draft in 30 days all tell me how wonderful it is to use the computer for their writing.  So I decided to give that a try.  I've always been a person who likes the feel of a pen in my hand and that notebook on my lap.  I finally set up my laptop (which was bought for me strictly for my writing) and got to work.  I've tried copying and pasting and making spreadsheets and you name it to no avail.  Everything I try has to be deleted because it simply won't work. 

I sat down a few days ago and started working on a rewrite of my first chapter.  I decided I would put it on the laptop then put it on a disc, bring it in to the desktop computer and print it out.  I love having that hard copy in my hand and folder and wherever else it might end up.  I worked all day and got the first chapter rewritten and saved on my laptop.  Today I decided to print it out and start getting my hard copy into files.  After trying for over two hours to get it from the computer onto the disc, I called our son and asked him how to do it.  He told me, I wrote it down and went back and tried some more.  Still nothing.  I ended up with some pictures on the disc and nothing else.  I have no idea where those pictures came from.  They were strange ones with elephants on one side of one page, lilies on another and some symbols that I haven't seen before.  So much for that!

My husband cooked supper tonight and I sat at the laptop and hand wrote every word of the first chapter and the two pages I had done of my second chapter.  When supper was ready, he didn't even bother to tell me because he was afraid to interrupt me after listening to me blast that computer with a few choice words all day!  We ate when I got everything written on paper.

I have decided that even though I'm not very good at the computer and I really don't like writing my book on here, I'm still a writer and I will accomplish as much as anyone else. It will just mostly be handwritten!  And that's okay because it takes all kinds of people to be a writer and I'm certainly one of a kind.

Karen Sperra